1 00:00:28,517 --> 00:00:31,585 THE ADVENTURES OF IVAN TCHONKIN 2 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,469 Somewhere in the Soviet Union, 1941. 3 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,874 Proletarians of all countries, unite. 4 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:27,118 "Vast is my native country 5 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,551 "Covered with forests 6 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,353 "Of fields and rivers 7 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:47,119 "I don't know any other country 8 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,357 "Where man can live 9 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:00,350 "as freely". 10 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,992 What are you talking about? 11 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,670 You can ask to the instructor captain! 12 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,438 Ask him that? 13 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:32,394 Show him you're interested. 14 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,160 Our army is a people's army... 15 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,510 because she is at the service... 16 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,039 of the working masses. 17 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:43,233 The capitalist armies serve a handful of capitalists. 18 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,510 One moment, Balashov! 19 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,314 Comrade Tchonkin has difficulty keeping up. 20 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,791 What is it about, Chonkin? 21 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,318 I have a question to ask. 22 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,316 I listen. 23 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,635 SO? 24 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,718 It's true that... 25 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,672 Speak, Tchonkin! 26 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,713 that comrade Stalin has two wives? 27 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,549 What? 28 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,793 What did I hear? 29 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,472 I don't want to know anything! 30 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,516 The enemy is always looking the weak link in the chain! 31 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,109 And who does he find? Tchonkin! 32 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:29,154 He seeks to take advantage irresponsible... 33 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,999 and the undisciplined and Tchonkin... 34 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,668 is the man they need! 35 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,997 Standing! Lay down! Get up!... 36 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,112 Lay down! Standing! Lay down!... 37 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,912 What an idiot! 38 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,709 What did he do? 39 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,717 Asked stupid questions. 40 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,271 The name of this village? 41 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,595 “Red Cabbage”. 42 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,553 It was “Cauli Flower” before becoming a collective farm. 43 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,389 If my calculations are correct, Dolgov is on this side! 44 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,271 Your calculations are correct! Dolgov is on this side. 45 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,197 We live well here. 46 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,155 A president in prison for theft... 47 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,750 one for debauchery and one for drunkenness, who hanged himself. 48 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,830 Do you have the phone? 49 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:43,670 He hanged himself with the telephone cord. 50 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,990 It's not okay! You're going to break my wing! 51 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,631 Isn't it steel? 52 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,953 If it were, the engine couldn't lift it. 53 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,348 Our Stalinist eagle... 54 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,990 he has the strength to make it fly! 55 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,389 A hell of a force! 56 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,956 This bastard doesn't have any more! Where is the telephone? 57 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,833 This is Niourka, our postwoman. 58 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,237 You almost ended up in his bed! 59 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,597 He almost landed in Niourka’s bed! 60 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,550 The telephone? 61 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,957 Everyone is running after Niourka, even Kurzov! 62 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,116 She rebuffed him, this runner! 63 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,038 Just shut up! 64 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,279 He even got stung in the women's showers! 65 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,595 In the women's showers! 66 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,473 You dirty liar! 67 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,717 I have to call my boss! 68 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,637 Golubev lvan Timofeyitch, president of the kolkhoz. 69 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,793 Volkov, accountant. 70 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,195 Lt. Melechko. Forced landing... 71 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,868 in an unseeded field. 72 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,594 This is because fallowing is practiced. 73 00:06:55,800 --> 00:07:00,396 The earth rests, and she is better afterwards. 74 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,712 He asks why the field... 75 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,036 I don't care about seeding! 76 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,629 I explain why I landed here. 77 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:11,674 Dear Stalinist Eagle, what What does the village look like from up there? 78 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,314 To the others! Boxes and ants. 79 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,430 A beautiful village! 80 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,359 Our veteran! We have good people here! 81 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,709 Is it real leather? 82 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,319 I don't know. The army gives it. 83 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,317 Head, and you will know! 84 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,078 He must be ticklish! 85 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,599 Can I telephone? 86 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,439 Why are you in such a hurry? 87 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:34,236 Visit the village, talk with people. 88 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,312 We have made progress! 89 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,954 We have made progress! 90 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,235 Progress! 91 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,556 - lvan Matveitch... - Timofeyitch! 92 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,716 I have an engine failure! 93 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,549 It had to be said! Kolia, Stiopa! See that! 94 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:53,592 It's not a tractor! I need a specialist. 95 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,030 These guys can take down... 96 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,879 any machine and reassemble it. 97 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,877 Tractor or plane! 98 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,992 - It's the same! - Even mechanics! 99 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,270 Unscrew from one side to the other... 100 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,196 screw back. 101 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,834 - lvan Matveitch! - Timofeyitch! 102 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,316 Just a moment! What the hell are you doing here? 103 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,080 Is this a meeting? Come on, get to work! 104 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:20,153 You saw the plane, hit the pilot, so get to work! 105 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:22,830 Good people, 106 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,999 but unfortunately they become curious and clever! 107 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,509 Are we going to drink? 108 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,551 Can I telephone? 109 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,150 Here, nothing works without a hit! 110 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,511 You should have asked yourself �Starokliukvin! 111 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:42,235 It's a mess, but there is repair workshops. 112 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,352 On the way! 113 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,390 We don't have electricity... 114 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,196 but we have the telephone! 115 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,355 "Go ahead, Soviet tankers 116 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,115 “Son of our fatherland!” 117 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,593 Lay down! 118 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,757 Get up!... 119 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,870 He was missing more than you! 120 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:26,393 Make him take ten steps to one side and ten on the other, and shut up! 121 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,514 Good idea, Captain, thank you! 122 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:34,317 Did you hear, Tchonkin? Ten steps to one side... 123 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,435 ten steps from the other! Forward, march! 124 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,152 Watch out! My Colonel... 125 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,670 Why don't you answer on the phone? 126 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,279 I'll see if it works! 127 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,356 Look at! 128 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:13,879 It didn't ring. 129 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,479 It's true, Colonel. 130 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,430 You, shut up! 131 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,916 We know that you let it ring without answering! 132 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,509 You will pay me for it! We have a hard blow. 133 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,792 Melechko is down, it needs an engine. 134 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,878 No more U-2 engine! 135 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:32,159 While waiting to have some, we must a man to guard the plane. 136 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,273 I have more. Detachment in practice, 7 sick, 12... 137 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,549 to woodcutting... 138 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:41,150 No men? And the one who's being an idiot? 139 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,355 It's Tchonkin. 140 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,516 What is he doing? 141 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:45,869 He is training. 142 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,196 I see clearly! Send it! 143 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,356 He just knows how to help in the kitchen... 144 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,272 and ride horses. 145 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,552 Equip it for a surveillance mission. 146 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,548 Rations for a week, gun and bullets! 147 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,593 He's a bit simple for this mission. 148 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,994 Lay down! 149 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,596 You see clearly, it remains planted! 150 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,117 It's you I'm talking to! I said "lying"! 151 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,629 This should already be done! 152 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,313 Liaison officer, continue! 153 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,039 Moron! 154 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,029 Lay down! Lay down! 155 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,518 Do you know how to fly? 156 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,630 I ride a horse. 157 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,229 Plane or horse, it's the same. 158 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,713 Climb! 159 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,475 It's easy to fly! Like that, on the right... 160 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,430 and like that, to the left! Try! 161 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,998 Lieutenant Melechko. 162 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,519 At your command! 163 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,314 Listen carefully. We are going to leave... 164 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:51,593 and you stay at your post. You know the role of a sentry? 165 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,398 He's someone untouchable. 166 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,751 If someone comes near from your position... 167 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,872 you say: “Halt, who’s going there? 168 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,832 “Halt or I’ll shoot!” 169 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,277 No one can lift you up from your position... 170 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,517 except me or a general. 171 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,948 I understood. 172 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,070 On the way! 173 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,919 They are gone! 174 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:44,352 They left an armed sentry near the plane. 175 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,956 Volkov, I hate you! 176 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,593 What trouble! 177 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:54,078 If the plane is not guarded, people will tear it to pieces. 178 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,389 You know them! 179 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,876 The problem is that we... 180 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,476 We're going to be under surveillance! 181 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,469 This way, girls! 182 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,795 Together or one by one? 183 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,230 Come all, I will sort it out later! 184 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,752 Your rifle will become dull! 185 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,550 Beautiful chicks! 186 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,029 Go away, Borka! Go away! 187 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,189 I'm thirsty! 188 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,834 It's lukewarm, it comes out of the barrel. 189 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,833 It didn't do anything. 190 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,431 It felt good! 191 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,951 You're not from the city, are you? 192 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,388 Can you see it? 193 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,556 It comes from the people of the city. 194 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,877 They don't know how to hold a billhook! 195 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,832 What do they learn in town? 196 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,998 To eat the bacon on the backs of the peasants! 197 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,877 Nioura, let's go! 198 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,075 Have a nice day! 199 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,436 I'm going to get Natacha! 200 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,914 What's his name? 201 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,314 I don't know. 202 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,316 Single? 203 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,316 I don't know. 204 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,397 You'll have to ask him that question. 205 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,591 Without seeming like anything! 206 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,797 Either way, he will tell you lies! 207 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,513 Why do it? 208 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,836 Men always lie! 209 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,315 And the soldiers are worse. 210 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,751 Ask to see his papers. Everything is noted there. 211 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,793 He's a country boy. 212 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,749 In your place, I would keep my distance. 213 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,672 What do you believe? 214 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,595 Who do you take me for? 215 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,312 Do you like it? 216 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,995 Natacha gives good milk. 217 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,678 Natacha, is she a cow? 218 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,955 I thought it was your daughter. 219 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,432 She's like my daughter. 220 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:59,038 The animals are my children. They have human names. 221 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,750 The cow is Natacha... The pig is Borka. 222 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,552 Chickens don't have names there are too many. 223 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,155 And there is the rooster: Pyotr Ivanitch. 224 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,670 He will be like my son... 225 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,555 since my name is lvan. 226 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,713 And the last name? 227 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,511 Quite common. There are plenty of Tchonkines. 228 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,318 All those born in Chonkin like me... 229 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,954 their name is Tchonkin. 230 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,990 Are you single or married? 231 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,315 Single. 232 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,599 I have my booklet. 233 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,870 I trust you. 234 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,598 Show it to me anyway. 235 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,789 What? 236 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,071 Your booklet. 237 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,119 Oats! 238 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,073 It grows on the airfield. 239 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,837 Do we feed you with that? 240 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,792 When we're on call. 241 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:33,319 The army gives us a coat, balls and rice. 242 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,434 And what's more, I have cooked beef! 243 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,509 What? 244 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,154 I must not leave my post! 245 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,114 Are you afraid of the plane? Nobody knows how to drive here. 246 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,914 We don't know how to fly, but we know how to steal! 247 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:02,318 At home, we are honest. Nobody locks their door. 248 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,029 Okay, then... 249 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,358 I'm going to stay a little. 250 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,878 People here become smarter... 251 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,153 Unfortunately, they learn also to read and write. 252 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,671 Let them be smarter, it doesn't matter. 253 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:25,270 But if they know how to write, They can denounce you! 254 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,756 It's true, but I'm careful. 255 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,515 I lead the kolkhoz, as they tell me... 256 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:36,429 but I know that sooner or later... 257 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,230 I will toast. 258 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:42,319 Don't be afraid. Bastards, there are people worse than you... 259 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,954 and they are afraid of no one. 260 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,311 Dounia, kolkhoz affairs, that's it! 261 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,073 What we declare to the Council, that's it! 262 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,110 And this is what will happen. 263 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,351 And the crushed fly... 264 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,189 That will be me! 265 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,549 Who is it? 266 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,878 Kerosene? 267 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,431 Dounia's special milk. 268 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,629 What? 269 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,559 An old woman which distills clay. 270 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,479 It's better than vodka. 271 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,077 Do you call that milk? 272 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,238 Dounia Special! 273 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,358 Let's drink to meet us. 274 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,919 Come closer! 275 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,028 Why do it? 276 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,389 Like that... 277 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,628 We can talk as we are. 278 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,435 It's better like this. 279 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,391 It's funny, huh? 280 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,636 I lived all alone and here you are falling from the sky! 281 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,271 The planes move quickly. 282 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:29,473 That's why, Nioura... Is your name Nioura? 283 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,429 that each pilot has its specialty. 284 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,679 There are some that go from bottom to top. 285 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,678 And others which go from top to bottom. 286 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,516 And your specialty? 287 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,029 It's more from the bottom up. 288 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,834 So, if the plane was not broken... 289 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,951 we could take a walk. 290 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,117 If you want... 291 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,749 we can fly without a plane. 292 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,950 All the same, soldiers! 293 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,277 We have a good time and then we laugh about it! 294 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,999 No, Nioura. 295 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,478 We are not all the same. 296 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,154 What's your name? 297 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,510 Kitina. And where do you come from? 298 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,835 Out of nowhere. 299 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,510 Me, from mom and dad. 300 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,757 Do you prefer mom or dad? 301 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,432 My favorite is Stalin. 302 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,313 We don't get any production 303 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,875 without propaganda among workers. 304 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:55,949 Do not underestimate the visual propaganda campaign. 305 00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,312 I doubt she will change anything. 306 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,354 Wouldn't you be a little drunk, would you? 307 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,313 You don't have to doubt, but to be executed. 308 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,989 I see you as if I were in your office. 309 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,355 In which hand... 310 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,959 do you have your bottle? 311 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,310 I assure you I don't have a bottle! 312 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,270 I know you too well! 313 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:27,515 You gulp down the vodka but your milk does not have enough fat. 314 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,353 If you don't increase the percentage... 315 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,318 I will have your head! 316 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,469 Do you understand me? 317 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,999 Bye. 318 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,954 Captain Miliaga! 319 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,911 It's for you. 320 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,033 Here, Captain Miliaga. 321 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,629 Borissov on the phone. 322 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,355 I invite you, Sunday at 6 a.m.... 323 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,552 To fish in the prohibited area. 324 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,839 It's organized by Colonel Drynov. 325 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,189 The general! 326 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,197 Sorry, general. 327 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,590 It must be full of fish! 328 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,268 He will lead us into corners... 329 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,358 where you don't fish without authorization. 330 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,234 Sunday, 6 a.m.? 331 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:25,389 Sunday at 6 a.m. it's okay. 332 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,675 You see... 333 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,710 I sin... 334 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,717 and we send you to heaven! 335 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,193 Volkov! 336 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,348 Our fat percentage how much is it? 337 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,709 3.1/2. 338 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,955 Push it to 4. 339 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,593 I'm not a cow! 340 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,552 No, you are an accountant... 341 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,354 and you have to round the numbers. 342 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,596 You are crazy! 343 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,837 It's fraud! Enough to go to prison! 344 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,157 If you cheat, maybe! 345 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,432 If you don't cheat, that's for sure! 346 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,474 Let me go! 347 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,872 No, stop! 348 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,312 We just did it! 349 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,909 Maybe we can stop a little! 350 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,517 I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! 351 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,838 “We, inhabitants of Chou Rouge... 352 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,238 "We are outraged by the conduct by Anna Beliacheva... 353 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,078 “our postwoman... 354 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,714 "who lives in cohabitation... 355 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,916 "with Ivan Tchonkin. 356 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,989 "She opens up to debauchery... 357 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:04,432 "to the point of forgetting your work. 358 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,790 "Signed: the outraged residents of Red Cabbage". 359 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,874 You sleep with the boss, why not with me? 360 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,316 I'm a bull without a cow. 361 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,715 Go take a cold shower! 362 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,115 My captain! 363 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,470 Hello, my friends. 364 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,758 What do we have on the menu today? 365 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,713 A citizen who was arrested yesterday. 366 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,989 Bring him in. 367 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,235 At your command. 368 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,989 Good morning! How are things going at home? 369 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:42,836 Good morning! 370 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,713 Enjoy your meal, baby! 371 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,076 Make yourself at home, neighbor! 372 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,794 You are finally coming! 373 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,992 You have to understand me. 374 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,792 I've been here for 10 days... 375 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,560 And haven't you seen my hybrids? 376 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,678 Do you know what a hybrid is? 377 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,749 If you come across a cat and a dog, you get a hybrid. 378 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,638 And does it bark or meow? 379 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,752 I don't know, I only come across plants. 380 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,157 What you will see, you've never seen him. 381 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,319 The crossing that I made between a tomato and a potato. 382 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,713 How? Potato underneath, tomato on top? 383 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,830 That's it. 384 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,519 I don't see the tomatoes! 385 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,712 It's too early, it's June. 386 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,672 It will come in August. 387 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,070 Do you know the name of my hybrid? 388 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,989 PUSH. 389 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,636 "For socialism". 390 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,590 You will end... 391 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,835 in jail! 392 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,031 Don't listen to her! 393 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,994 She doesn't forgive me for my fiasco... 394 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,909 with my POUS from last year. 395 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,430 In jail or in a madhouse! 396 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,357 It was very strange! 397 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,355 Potato leaves... 398 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,393 and tomato roots. 399 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,239 A half-wolf hybrid! 400 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:23,112 This year, it will be a success! 401 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,312 We'll talk about it in the newspapers. Do you know how to read? 402 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,559 That's why I come. I was here for a week. 403 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,673 And we still don't come get up. 404 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,838 I need to ask for instructions to my boss... 405 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,794 but I don't write well, and I live near Nioura... 406 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,310 I will write for you. 407 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,712 - Do you know how to sign? - I'll try. 408 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,559 - Do you have any paper? - Nioura is a postwoman! 409 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,671 An article was written about me. 410 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,952 “The self-taught breeder”. Did you read it? 411 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:55,831 No. 412 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,029 Too bad for you. 413 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,428 He’s cracked, the speculator! 414 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,951 Kapa, find me an anonymous denunciation. 415 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,389 “Vassily Prakopitch Padzaborny... 416 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,515 "instead of reading Pravda, uses it for his needs. 417 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,072 "His wife Matriona Petrovna... 418 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,556 "every evening, when they are in bed, sing... 419 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,115 “May God protect the Tsar.” 420 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,359 "Please take severe measures... 421 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:33,915 “emergency.” 422 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,949 Who is there? 423 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,351 Police! 424 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,794 It's bad to scare a poor old woman! 425 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,798 What are you doing here? 426 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,599 I check if the distillation is done according to standards. 427 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:10,471 And then? 428 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,352 The standards... 429 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,915 are perfectly observed. 430 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,235 Are you sure? 431 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,989 No, but it is of very high quality. 432 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,838 I have to check it. 433 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,874 Comrade Lenin, God rest his soul... 434 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,479 said: "Trust... 435 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,119 “Don’t rule out caution!” 436 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,151 Don't say Lenin's name! 437 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,477 A sacred name for all workers! 438 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,398 Do you want to go back to a camp? 439 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,556 Pour! I'm the inspector. 440 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,392 Me too! 441 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,558 You were not elected by the people! 442 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,239 I am the people! 443 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,398 To your health, both of you! 444 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,670 These checks are good! 445 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,269 It strips the guts and the ideas. 446 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,431 It seems that we are going to dissolve kolkhozes. 447 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:13,073 But we will leave the camps! 448 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,512 Tell me, soldier who lives at Nioura... 449 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,075 what is he up to? 450 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,153 He sleeps with Nioura. 451 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,237 And apart from that? 452 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,079 Comrade president... 453 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,759 People are a little retarded but they have the idea... 454 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,790 that if he came here, it's... 455 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,558 to make an investigation. 456 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,672 What investigation? 457 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,190 I don't know, but why does he cook? 458 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,437 And wears an apron? 459 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,633 Nioura, if you have fallen, don't get up. 460 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,996 We're going to do this on the floor. 461 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,956 - Can we come in? - Come in. 462 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,479 I go as a neighbor. 463 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:35,118 It's not an official visit. 464 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,749 Can we sit down? 465 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,389 Here's a chair. 466 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,230 Do you do embroidery? 467 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,398 There is always work to be done! 468 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,594 I read that the Germans bombed London again. 469 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:03,599 Our authorities were right to make a pact with them. 470 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,832 That the imperialists kill each other... 471 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,349 we don't care. 472 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,989 Not true? 473 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,553 I don't understand anything about it. 474 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,877 On the radio, we only listen to songs. 475 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,675 You don't understand anything but you write reports. 476 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,430 Even the cow moos when we don't feed her! 477 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,830 Here, we feed our cows well. 478 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,590 Winter, we mix hay and straw... 479 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,792 but mortality has decreased. 480 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,599 If we told you that we sowed wheat on a frozen earth, it's true... 481 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,637 and I know it's wrong! 482 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,676 But write that we did it because that we had orders from above! 483 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,195 They order and it is us who are blamed! 484 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,952 You want me to give you back my party card? 485 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,750 I always hold it close to my heart. 486 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,669 You can also put me in prison, I don't care. 487 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,911 Stop drinking a little, you will say less stupid things. 488 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,629 Keep writing, fellow writer! 489 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,156 Remember I have six children! 490 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,911 You will send them to beg, so that they don't die of hunger. 491 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,949 Over there... 492 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,596 What’s the food like? 493 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,353 - In the camps? - Yes. 494 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,879 We had compote. 495 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,832 Even compote? 496 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,031 It depends on the camp leader. 497 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:53,437 We starve you or we feed you for you to work. 498 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:58,191 What about leisure? Cultural activities? 499 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,472 It's not bad. There is cinema... 500 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,309 music, showers every ten days. 501 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,753 And we meet very cultured people. 502 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,554 Artists, intellectuals! 503 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,393 So we can live there? 504 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,669 Absolutely. 505 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,073 Provided you survive. 506 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,556 Stop, they'll see us! 507 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,957 Not if we put ourselves under the covers! 508 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,478 We will fly into the sky! 509 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,750 It's my day off! 510 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,479 I have dark circles! 511 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,513 The girls laugh, they say: “Be careful!” 512 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,950 - For what? - You know that very well. 513 00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,718 So, are you going on strike? 514 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,989 The strike! 515 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,678 I want to see you climb the ladder. 516 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,633 You won't see anything at all. 517 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,877 Turn around! 518 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,319 I'm tired of the bed, I want to do that in the hay! 519 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,637 No! The hay stings! 520 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,350 After your service, will you stay with Nioura? 521 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,679 I'm still young. We'll see. 522 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,472 You're right. 523 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,429 Smoke, it shortens your life. 524 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,514 Nioura... 525 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,033 she's a good girl. 526 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,913 She has her house, his cow, his pig. 527 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,599 It's very true. 528 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,598 And faithful, with that! 529 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,230 Never anyone in his life, outside Borka. 530 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,993 Who is this Borka? 531 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,472 His pig. 532 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,951 You're not going to say that she lives with her pig? 533 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,234 Why, does that surprise you? 534 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,156 At her age, she has needs and no man! 535 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,794 She consoles herself with Borka. 536 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,788 Otherwise, a long time ago that she would have cooked it! 537 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,150 Do this with an animal! 538 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:46,071 What the hell does that matter to you? What does it matter? 539 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,670 They do this under the eiderdown, as husband and wife. 540 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,629 I have to go. See you later! 541 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,317 I finished! All these letters to distribute... 542 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,071 It takes time! 543 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,314 What do you have? 544 00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,794 Nothing. 545 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:05,836 Let me go! 546 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,315 If you tell me where you're going. 547 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,075 I'm going to kill your lover! 548 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,158 Who is it? 549 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,033 Your Borka, that’s who! 550 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,717 Borka, the pig? 551 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,312 Are you going crazy? 552 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,479 Who is the crazier of the two of us? 553 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,270 When did it start, with him? 554 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,230 Vanya! 555 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,871 It's a joke, right? 556 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:16,597 Don't cry anymore! Pletchevo made me walk, and I ran! 557 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,316 I'm an idiot! 558 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:25,877 People are mean. They like to cause shit. 559 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,718 Please! 560 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,437 Hit me with the spade! 561 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,397 Do you want to eat? 562 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,519 Yes, I'm hungry. 563 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,399 I have the stomach... 564 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,711 who shouts that he is hungry. 565 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,799 Get out of here, you dirty monster! 566 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,551 Let it go! 567 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,158 Plechevo is right. 568 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,078 Why are you keeping this pig? 569 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,430 How long has this been going on? 570 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,433 If it's like that... 571 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:36,349 you will have to choose between me and the pig! 572 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,873 You have two minutes to think. 573 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,830 I had it when I was little. 574 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,550 At three days, and he was sick. 575 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,869 I gave him the bottle. 576 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,514 I warmed it up with a hot water bottle, 577 00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:01,119 like a baby. 578 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,311 He likes me. 579 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,749 When I cry, he rubs against my leg. 580 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,190 He's an animal, but he understands. 581 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,069 He understands you, but I don't. 582 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,998 I'm leaving. 583 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,638 I take my rifle... 584 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,719 but I won't shoot. 585 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,238 Hello, neighbor! 586 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,430 Did you sleep under the plane? 587 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,034 The weather is nice, it's not winter anymore. 588 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,156 Can you give me something to eat? I'm starving. 589 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,392 Come to my house, you will see how I live. 590 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,999 We had an argument. 591 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,829 The contradiction is the essence of dialectic. 592 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,191 Look at me and Aphrodite! 593 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,437 In the genre dialectical contradiction! 594 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,670 I told you that my son's name is Heracles? 595 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,869 You didn't tell me. 596 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,631 A beautiful name from Antiquity! 597 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,117 You could change it, it stinks! 598 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,072 Who's talking about stinking? 599 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,556 Take your guest breathe the air of your house! 600 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,076 Always the contradiction! 601 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,109 But from the contradiction progress is born! 602 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,237 After the POUS, I will do some research... 603 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,637 on how to reproduce without women. 604 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,272 It’s a bit suffocating! I have all my fertilizers here. 605 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,399 I do experiments, I mix... 606 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,828 different shit. 607 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,919 Horse... 608 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,073 cow... 609 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,511 goat... pork... 610 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:44,149 and man! And I get excellent results! 611 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,312 It stinks, but we get used to it. 612 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,957 I don't even notice it anymore. 613 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,438 And it's good for the body. 614 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,073 Are you sleeping here? 615 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,434 The smell makes you sleep! 616 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,914 Think a little. 617 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,716 Everything in our life comes from shit... 618 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,229 and goes back to shit. 619 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,594 How is that? 620 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,151 We fertilize the soil with shit. 621 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,590 Shit makes grass grow... 622 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,110 and the cereals eaten by us and by animals... 623 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:27,518 who give us the meat and milk and other products... 624 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:31,349 that we consume and that we transform into what? 625 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,399 To hell! 626 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:38,834 It is, so to speak, the cycle of shit in nature. 627 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,911 - It's good? - It's good. 628 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,796 So, here's the question that I ask myself: 629 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,959 We eat shit in the form eggs, meat, milk... 630 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,869 so why not reject prejudices and false disgust... 631 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,312 and consume it in its pure state? 632 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,113 Let's drink to what there is best in the world! 633 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,634 In the Soviet state, to comrade Stalin! 634 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,239 Meet us! 635 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,033 Is she good? 636 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:22,357 It almost took my breath away! 637 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,752 Wheat or beets? 638 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,433 Shit. 639 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,357 How is that? 640 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,678 Easy to make: a kilo of sugar for a kilo of shit. 641 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,359 This devil's chemist has claimed another victim! 642 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,829 Vanya, Kouzma, Froska! 643 00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,349 It's war! 644 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,031 Come on? 645 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,793 The Regional Committee? 646 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,632 Is there anyone? 647 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:52,835 Say I didn't drink. 648 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,712 I have someone! 649 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,310 The Committee? Fish? I don't want fish! 650 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,199 I want Borissov. 651 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,472 We bombed kyiv! 652 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,598 We bombed kyiv, stupid! 653 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,997 And you occupy the line with your fish! 654 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,156 We will return blow for blow! 655 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,110 Blow for blow! 656 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,312 I don't care if we stole your samovar and your eiderdown! 657 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,714 Get out! 658 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:26,516 I need to speak to Borissov urgently. 659 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:27,914 Do you understand? 660 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,194 - End of information. - What do we do? 661 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,998 We are cut off from the Committee and we have no instructions. 662 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,517 And the people are waiting! 663 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,870 War against whom? America? 664 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,832 Against the Germans. 665 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,156 Germany! 666 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,318 We'll get them, the Boches! 667 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,636 They have the technology! 668 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,071 But we have mud! As soon as it rains, we win! 669 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,157 They are strong, the Germans! 670 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,673 Why don't they open, to let us know? 671 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,315 What if we put some music on for them? 672 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,431 Take out the phonograph! 673 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,556 Sergei Nikonoritch! 674 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,835 Here, Kiline, from Chou Rouge. 675 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,508 With Goloubev... 676 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,314 we are trying to contact you for a while. 677 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,950 We are waiting for instructions. 678 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,794 - You don't have any? - Not yet. 679 00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:02,553 To pee, you open your fly or are you waiting for instructions? 680 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,075 Try to understand! 681 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,830 We are afraid to do a political error. 682 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:13,871 Organize a spontaneous meeting. Bring people together. 683 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,872 They are gathered. 684 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,913 I don't understand! 685 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:21,515 What don't you understand? 686 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:25,793 Let the people come together without being called! 687 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,118 Nobody called them. 688 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:33,916 They heard the news on the radio and they came running. 689 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,993 They hear the news and they come running! 690 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,115 We didn't teach you that the people... 691 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,914 don't run without a Party order? 692 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,794 You spoke to me of a spontaneous meeting! 693 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,959 Spontaneity can be controlled! 694 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,674 Otherwise, it's anarchy! 695 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,240 Did he give instructions? 696 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,558 When you want to pee... 697 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,197 you open your fly or are you waiting for instructions? 698 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:19,309 We must act, control the people... otherwise it's anarchy! 699 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:24,714 If we tie an elephant � a train, who pulls what? 700 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,794 It depends on the train. 701 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,275 What the hell are you doing? 702 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,556 Can you tell me, Chikalov? 703 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,193 Tell you what? 704 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,153 I'm waiting! 705 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,430 The radio announced the news. 706 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,392 What news? 707 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,070 Don't be stupid! Have you heard the radio? 708 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:49,193 She said to stop work and gather together? 709 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,710 For you, even war is a pretext... 710 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:57,115 not to work. 711 00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:02,271 You have five minutes to leave the premises! 712 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,155 I nominate Chikalov and Taldykine responsible. 713 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,549 Should have said it right away! 714 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,477 Did you hear? 715 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,918 Everyone at work! 716 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,990 I will live and survive another war! 717 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,191 Think: if my boss was there... 718 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,198 he would definitely say to me: 719 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,676 “Chonkin, camouflage your plane well... 720 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,559 "so that the Germans don't see him." 721 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,315 As my boss is not here, I tell myself. 722 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,238 How smart you are! 723 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:54,228 In political conferences, we are told that God does not exist. 724 00:55:55,080 --> 00:56:00,074 But there is only Him who could have made you. 725 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,035 Don't be afraid! 726 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,789 All gone! 727 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,319 - All? - All. 728 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:25,716 Without exception? 729 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,069 Except Taldykin. Should I send it back too? 730 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:34,559 You're going to need him. In half an hour... 731 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,320 I want to see everyone here! 732 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,910 You will note the names of those who are absent. 733 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:43,992 Swarm! 734 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,993 Where are we going? 735 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,476 We're bringing everyone back here. 736 00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,079 We just sent them back! 737 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,193 He must know what he's doing! All big heads! 738 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:08,550 It's not our place to think. 739 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:13,033 But we sometimes say to ourselves that we are governed by idiots! 740 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,317 General gathering! 741 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:21,949 You have to go there. 742 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,711 THE WAR, IT’S EVERYONE’S AFFAIR 743 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,993 Comrades, the situation is serious! 744 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:15,154 That's why that we have brought you together in all haste... 745 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,511 so that shoulder to shoulder, heart to heart... 746 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:19,914 Abbreviate! 747 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,994 That's why I'm speaking... 748 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,953 to the Party Secretary, comrade Kiline. 749 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:28,711 Comrades! 750 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:34,074 Germany's perfidious aggression fascist against our country... 751 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,392 constitutes a rupture... 752 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,433 of our pact with her. 753 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,754 Our kolkhoz... 754 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,269 obtained good results. 755 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,474 19 hectares of millet... 756 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,752 25 hectares of peas... 757 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,832 that is to say an increase three and a half percent... 758 00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,679 over previous years. 759 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,190 For milk production, 760 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,630 our cows are the most efficient. 761 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:11,275 But if we have success we also have defeats! 762 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:18,434 The new president hanged himself too? 763 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:20,756 Do you have any soap left? 764 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,030 - How much? - 50 pieces. 765 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,470 To eat them or what? 766 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,274 To wash your hands of my guests. 767 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:33,474 As for our team leader, Chikalov... 768 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,353 he has reason to be proud of himself! 769 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,152 This former disfrocked priest... 770 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:44,239 in a drunken state, hit his wife with a poker! 771 00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,839 True or not? 772 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:51,039 Do you lower your head? Are you ashamed? 773 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:55,076 You didn't behave as a Soviet citizen... 774 00:59:55,320 --> 01:00:00,599 according to the lessons of Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin... 775 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,911 - Salt, too. - How much? 776 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,395 30... no, 20 kilos! 777 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,477 You're going crazy! 778 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,399 I need a lot of salt! 779 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,669 Quickly, they will arrive! 780 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:20,480 We know that Jikine, great war invalid, 781 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,035 is deprived of both his legs. 782 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,397 But that doesn't allow him... 783 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:29,750 to enjoy legs that he no longer has! 784 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,158 No one forces him to plow... 785 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,839 in the fields... 786 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,999 but he can do weeding! 787 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,716 What's going on? 788 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,628 Chikalov! Taldykin! 789 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:50,196 Are you calling for a meeting? Where are they all going? 790 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:58,072 Hey, girls, are you going crazy? 791 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:03,154 Hello, fellow farmers of Red Cabbage! 792 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,870 You recognized me! 793 01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,835 This is our Lyushka! 794 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,553 Yes, it's me! 795 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,951 You know that 5 years ago... 796 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:17,472 as the best milker, I spoke to Comrade Stalin! 797 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,517 This is why today... 798 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:28,313 I bring you warm greetings of comrade Stalin! 799 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,078 Comrade peasants... 800 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,389 fulfill your duty! 801 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,716 The treacherous enemy has attacked us! 802 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,276 Go fight until the last breath! 803 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,710 We women, we will replace you! 804 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,957 I salute you all! 805 01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:50,118 Our cause is just! We will win! 806 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:06,791 You, war or peace, you only have one idea in mind! 807 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,273 Maybe we'll see each other again. 808 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,238 So you will regret for having rejected Ivan Tchonkin! 809 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,838 But Tchonkin will be far away... maybe dead. 810 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:33,320 Go get the cow, I'm going to prepare the soup. 811 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:57,795 Good for service! 812 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,712 My heart doesn't beat regularly. 813 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,195 Can we examine me again? 814 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:12,597 Useless, your heart runs like an engine. 815 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,074 Reformed! 816 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:24,115 I am the political leader here... 817 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:26,276 Captain Malakhov, telephone! 818 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,995 The army also needs of political leaders. 819 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,317 Stop using the phone for a bit! 820 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,796 The heat will melt me. 821 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,876 You're strong, you won't melt. 822 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,598 What did I want to tell you? 823 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:50,236 Listen! 824 01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:56,194 Take me instead of Kiline. He will lead the kolkhoz... 825 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,674 and I will go and fight. 826 01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:02,192 You have flat feet and the liver as hard as a brick. 827 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,790 For the camps, there is no medical examination. 828 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:08,430 If we could come look for me... 829 01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:09,988 and find Kiline! 830 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,877 They won't be long in coming! 831 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,193 I have to leave. 832 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,515 Comrades! Citizens! 833 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,631 Brothers and sisters! 834 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:38,159 Army fighters of land and sea! 835 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,040 I am speaking to all of you! 836 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:42,753 Stalin speaks! 837 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,352 The treacherous attack... 838 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,913 that Nazi Germany... 839 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,509 perpetrated... 840 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,350 against our homeland... 841 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:58,711 June 22 continues. 842 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,678 Despite the heroic resistance of the Red Army... 843 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,431 German troops... 844 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:07,955 seized Lithuania, 845 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,435 of a large part from Latvia... 846 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,075 from western Belarus... 847 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:16,113 and part of Ukraine. 848 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,795 Fascist aviation... 849 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,351 The Line has blown again! 850 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:39,717 Soldier Tchonkin asks to speak to you. 851 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:43,989 I've been on duty for a month. I wrote... 852 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,749 Who allowed you to leave your position? 853 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:51,669 U-turn! At your post, march! 854 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,592 Let it go! What did she do to you? 855 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,997 I wouldn't want to be in your place! 856 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,836 - What do you want from him? - Kill her! 857 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,439 You dirty brute! 858 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,399 Kill her! 859 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,195 How are you? 860 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,752 I put the cow in charge of you! 861 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,435 Why are you angry? 862 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,791 He pushed you because he loves his garden! 863 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:31,475 And you, a scholar... 864 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,912 you know a cow can't see which is hers or yours! 865 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,509 Get the hell away, you moron! 866 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,997 Nioura and I, we will compensate you! 867 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,316 Poor uneducated guy! 868 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,717 Compensate me a unique experience? 869 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,559 A hybrid of capital importance! 870 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:52,512 He was neither potato... 871 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,951 nor tomato. We will give you both separately. 872 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,235 Separately? 873 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,112 I'm going to kill you! 874 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,950 Stop, devil alchemist! 875 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,559 It's going to bleed! 876 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,953 Light of my eyes! 877 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:10,829 Give me that back! 878 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,591 I beg you on my knees! 879 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,717 Give me that back! 880 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,191 Finished! 881 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:37,597 I was hoping for a little blood. 882 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:04,629 Idiot, you forget that you put all the powder in your fertilizers. 883 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,477 Don't worry, neighbor! 884 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,996 After the war, we will fix your garden! 885 01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:16,992 Let's go home. 886 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,397 This bastard wanted to kill you. 887 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,909 I understand him, he is angry. 888 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,314 Let's go back! 889 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:35,830 "We inform you than Red Cabbage... 890 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,395 "a deserter traitor is hiding... 891 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:42,673 "Ivan Tchonkin who lives Anna Beliachova's house. 892 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:47,158 "He has a rifle and equipment military in the form of an airplane... 893 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:50,397 "who does not fly in battle against the enemy... 894 01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,512 "but stay at rest in the vegetable garden. 895 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,792 "In this period hard trials... 896 01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,595 "Soldier Tchonkin lives in hiding... 897 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:04,873 "and indulges in debauchery with his concubine. 898 01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,196 "He incited his cattle... 899 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:11,035 “criminal destruction... 900 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,117 "from the famous scholar's vegetable garden... 901 01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,550 "Kuzma Gladyshev... 902 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,159 "thus seriously harming... 903 01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:20,318 "Soviet science. 904 01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,988 "Please pursue this deserter... 905 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,668 "and bring him to justice. 906 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:28,514 "Signed: the inhabitants of Chou Rouge. " 907 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,837 Written with the left hand! 908 01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,031 All anonymous letters! 909 01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,959 Let's make love together once! 910 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:39,390 Go take a cold shower! 911 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,158 Hello, my friends! 912 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:42,829 My captain! 913 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,156 What's new today? 914 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:46,873 An anonymous letter. 915 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,150 Bribe or gift? 916 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:51,715 Exhibit... 917 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,593 confiscated from a yip that we stopped. 918 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,189 A Jew, not a yip! Bring him! 919 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:58,719 Right away. 920 01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:00,070 SO? 921 01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:01,395 You were in good shape! 922 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,034 You talk to me in bed, not in the office! 923 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,239 “Hello”, boss! 924 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,953 “Hello”! 925 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:18,038 - Are you Jewish too? - No, not me. 926 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,468 It's true? 927 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,876 With this intellectual face? 928 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,149 Should I demolish it? 929 01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,033 No, grandfather haven't figured it out yet... 930 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,629 where it is located. 931 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:33,118 Grandfather understood. Everyone knows this house... 932 01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:36,278 and avoid it, but I'm not afraid. 933 01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:39,472 "The honest man is afraid of nothing", said Tsilla. 934 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:42,114 Tsilla is my wife. 935 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,039 - Who was shot? - Koriagin. 936 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,434 Should I destroy his file? 937 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,234 Of course, case closed. 938 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:52,238 It's like this, in times of war. 939 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:56,319 No time to judge, we ship. 940 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,830 These are my boots, on the table. 941 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:03,391 It's not black market. I made them. 942 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,716 There is no black market... 943 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:09,276 when we sell what we make. 944 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:13,912 So, I would like to understand... 945 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:15,235 why... 946 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,278 this idiot arrested me. 947 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,159 There, you are exaggerating! 948 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:29,910 Svintsov, we don't deal an old man like that! 949 01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,509 Kapa, ​​take his statement. 950 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,951 Your name, grandfather? 951 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:39,119 I'll tell you, but you risk big trouble... 952 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,117 because my name... 953 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,635 is not just any name. 954 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:50,514 What is this name? which is not just any name? 955 01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,554 Stalin! 956 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,189 How dare you... 957 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:14,439 give you a sacred name for all of us, yay? 958 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:23,475 You are wrong to do that! You will be in a lot of trouble... 959 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:25,671 when you see my papers. 960 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,069 Where are they? 961 01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:30,272 - I didn't look at them! - Take them! 962 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:55,989 Everyone out! 963 01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,791 Hello, Comrade Stalin! 964 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:11,195 It seems to me that we have already said hello. 965 01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,797 So you are the daddy of comrade Stalin? 966 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,230 You're trembling, scoundrel! 967 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,194 Bastard! 968 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:29,274 Where will I find another denture? 969 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:30,879 We'll order one. 970 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:33,469 I would like to know where and how. 971 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:42,876 Comrade Stalin is called Joseph Vissarionovich... 972 01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,310 not Joseph Mosseyevitch! 973 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,878 Don't call your idiot! 974 01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:53,278 If we learn that you withheld and beat Stalin... 975 01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:56,836 neither the real one nor the daddy, but a Stalin... 976 01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:01,030 you don't know what will happen to you! 977 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:04,039 Did you call me? 978 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:05,468 Get lost! 979 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,111 Your passport! 980 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,597 Your boots are there. 981 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,268 We never saw each other, okay? 982 01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:17,790 We saw each other and you broke my dentures. 983 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,878 I'm going to make you have it another. 984 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,919 Write an order for the dispensary. 985 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,880 Why not for a rest home? 986 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,993 I like Crimea, the pearl of the South! 987 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,315 Unless the Germans invade it. 988 01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:39,155 We just have to shoot him, we have the right! 989 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,991 Just write. 990 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,350 Tomorrow we leave for Chou Rouge. 991 01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,710 Prepare an arrest warrant. 992 01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,471 We're going to catch a deserter. 993 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,033 Again! Push! 994 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:25,913 Is it far, Red Cabbage? 995 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,190 Just behind the hill. 996 01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:31,350 - Who are you looking for? - A deserter. 997 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,153 You talk too much! 998 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,555 - For what? - stupid! 999 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,198 Vania, we're coming to get you! 1000 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,198 Finally! I thought I had been forgotten! 1001 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,119 It's the NKVD who is looking for a deserter. 1002 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,639 Nothing to do with us! 1003 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,193 It's you, the deserter! 1004 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:00,674 - Me? - Who else? 1005 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:04,873 I am a sentinel, not a deserter! 1006 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,991 And I didn't leave my job. 1007 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:10,078 Hide in the stable, we won't find you! 1008 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,672 A soldier does not hide, he remains at his post. 1009 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:14,915 Are you going to shoot? 1010 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:17,475 If they don't hit me, I don't shoot. 1011 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,270 Otherwise, they will see! 1012 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:24,833 Don't resist, it's dangerous! They might kill you! 1013 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:26,917 I am a sentinel. 1014 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:33,313 Let's say goodbye, you never know. 1015 01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,797 Where is the president? 1016 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:49,952 Where is the president? 1017 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:54,876 Where is the president? 1018 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:57,753 He's a deaf-mute. 1019 01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:02,795 Deaf-mute comrade, we are looking for a man. 1020 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,991 A man, you understand? 1021 01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:10,155 And when we find him... hands up! Do you understand? 1022 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:22,391 Look at! 1023 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,709 Why does he eat paper? 1024 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:30,516 People are so afraid of us that we can no longer work. 1025 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:36,869 Who are you? 1026 01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:38,877 The kolkhoz accountant. 1027 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,513 Do you know this guy? 1028 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,391 Don't know. 1029 01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,079 You don't know who it is? 1030 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,157 Take it easy! 1031 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,795 He is the president of the collective farm. 1032 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:53,028 The president and the accountant collective farms don't know each other? 1033 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,948 See you at work. 1034 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,595 We're not friends. 1035 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,791 Are you afraid of us? 1036 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:08,277 We ask you politely... 1037 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:10,516 then respond politely! 1038 01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:12,669 I'm afraid. 1039 01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:16,759 Fear nothing. Soldier Tchonkin, the deserter... 1040 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,871 where can we find it? 1041 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:23,277 He lives with the postwoman. 1042 01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:04,069 Who goes there? 1043 01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:06,908 Friends! 1044 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:10,476 I shoot! 1045 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:13,035 Don't shoot! I'll stop you! 1046 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:20,637 Are you deaf? 1047 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:22,034 I said I shoot! 1048 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:27,314 I have an arrest warrant, signed by the prosecutor. 1049 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,750 Throw down your weapon and surrender! 1050 01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:30,790 Impossible! 1051 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:35,596 My boss said: "To get you up, I need it or a general.” 1052 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,392 I am captain! 1053 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:42,196 That's not enough! And you don't have the same uniform as us! 1054 01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,790 Tchonkin, we're going to come... 1055 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:48,477 looking for you. Here is the arrest warrant! 1056 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:50,512 I order you not to shoot! 1057 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:51,869 I shoot anyway! 1058 01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:56,876 For the homeland! For Stalin! 1059 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:58,115 Ahead! 1060 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:03,751 Stupid! 1061 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:09,072 You found the stamp of the Soviet Union! 1062 01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:11,834 I'm a sniper! 1063 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,354 Go around it. 1064 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,757 Throw away your weapons or I plant my pitchfork! 1065 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,318 Don't move or I'll shoot! 1066 01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:34,430 You dirty bitch! 1067 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:35,755 He insulted me! 1068 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:39,111 If he does it again, I'm blowing his brains out! 1069 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:40,915 You are surrounded! 1070 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:44,954 I have three children, I bleed, give me a bandage! 1071 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:50,269 We will do it to you all, bandages! 1072 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:19,910 Comrade Borisov! 1073 01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:25,118 Serge� Nikanoritch... 1074 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,310 here is Golubev. 1075 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,476 Something serious... 1076 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:34,393 I don't hear well! 1077 01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:37,035 Comrade Miliaga and his men... 1078 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:40,638 are in the hands of Tchonkin and his girlfriend. 1079 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:42,837 Tchonkin and his gang? 1080 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:45,315 Yes, Tchonkine and his girlfriend! 1081 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:48,715 It comes from Chou Rouge. 1082 01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:52,879 Tchonkin and his gang hold Miliaga. 1083 01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:55,196 Is it a big gang? 1084 01:23:55,400 --> 01:24:00,520 Golubev, I can't hear you very well. Is it a big gang? 1085 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:04,549 Now he is interested in Nioura! 1086 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,676 She is... how can I say... 1087 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:13,629 well equipped! 1088 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:18,357 They have heavy equipment! 1089 01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:57,871 The 136th infantry regiment goes to the station... 1090 01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,150 in this direction. 1091 01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:02,590 The 136th regiment will surrender... 1092 01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,758 � Red Cabbage... in this direction. 1093 01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:09,999 Encirclement and trenches. I direct operations. 1094 01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:11,076 Done! 1095 01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:13,348 Soldiers! 1096 01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:15,468 U-turn! 1097 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:46,555 Good evening. 1098 01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:48,789 Come in, Matveitch. 1099 01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:51,713 With war, anything can happen. 1100 01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:55,630 Shall we make peace? 1101 01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:04,231 Are you bringing your own? It's good for my guests! 1102 01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:27,152 You turn like that... 1103 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,191 and you can shoot. 1104 01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:39,838 At midnight, I take over. 1105 01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:55,520 We try to leave on your plane? 1106 01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:58,109 The engine is broken. 1107 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:02,830 Otherwise, I would have already left. 1108 01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:07,752 It seems that a motor may be tired... 1109 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:12,715 and leave again, after a little rest, like a man! 1110 01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:15,318 These are jokes! 1111 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,795 I dreamed that I was flying with you. 1112 01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:25,710 We were waving at people. 1113 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:28,878 The sky was blue... 1114 01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:32,400 all blue! 1115 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:35,194 We flew like birds... 1116 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,151 Far, far... 1117 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,592 It was just a dream. 1118 01:27:56,760 --> 01:27:57,954 Stop! 1119 01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:01,839 In position! 1120 01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:15,948 - How many shells do we have? - 3, general. 1121 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:17,718 - Machine guns? - 4. 1122 01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:20,275 That should be enough. 1123 01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:24,553 The first machine gun in front of the kolkhoz offices. 1124 01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:28,116 Their HQ must be there. 1125 01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:32,194 The second one, you install it here and the third... 1126 01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:36,951 We have machine guns, but no longer a bullet. 1127 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:42,715 Eaglet, Eaglet, here Swallow! 1128 01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:13,791 I have to pee. 1129 01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:16,832 I'll unbutton you... 1130 01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:19,113 or are you managing? 1131 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,231 I'm managing. 1132 01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:35,357 If I pull on the rope, respond! 1133 01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:17,635 Did you fall asleep or something? 1134 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:21,388 Did you eat the rope? 1135 01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:27,909 Are you coming? 1136 01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:33,715 We just captured a spy. 1137 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:38,308 Aiglon, this is Swallow, do you answer? 1138 01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:44,156 This spy is a corpse. 1139 01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:49,195 It's Filyukov who crushed his skull! 1140 01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:56,712 You're going strong! We recognize neither his uniform nor his rank. 1141 01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:00,070 My general! 1142 01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:01,639 Do I make my report? 1143 01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:02,750 Go ahead! 1144 01:31:02,960 --> 01:31:07,238 Syrykh and Filyukov brought back a prisoner. 1145 01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:10,355 Interesting! Did he speak? 1146 01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:12,756 No, he was unconscious. 1147 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:17,033 The soldiers were zealous, they knocked him out. 1148 01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:21,751 The clumsy ones! Who was responsible? 1149 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:23,394 Syrykh and Filyukov. 1150 01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:26,838 Shoot Syrykh! 1151 01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:28,389 It's Filyukov... 1152 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:29,589 who gave the blow. 1153 01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:30,949 Shoot Filiukov! 1154 01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:34,876 Filyukov has two children. 1155 01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:39,792 I didn't give the order to shoot... 1156 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:43,037 The children, but Filyukov. 1157 01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:45,313 Filioukov is being shot! 1158 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:09,679 IN MEMORY, FOR NIOURA. 1159 01:32:57,080 --> 01:32:58,149 Your name? 1160 01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:00,708 Captain Miliaga. 1161 01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:09,550 Me tell everything and you don't kill me. 1162 01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:12,553 But you tell me the truth. 1163 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:15,109 Do you understand... truth? 1164 01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:17,994 Truth, I know. 1165 01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:23,434 I work for the Russian Gestapo. 1166 01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:31,913 Did you shoot a lot of communists? 1167 01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:37,599 Communists and not members of the Party, we kill them all! 1168 01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:43,950 Dog! Where is your unit stationed? 1169 01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:49,071 You dirty... 1170 01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:51,198 How do you say "pork"? 1171 01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:56,276 THANKS! You dirty pig, where is your unit? 1172 01:33:56,480 --> 01:33:57,959 How many soldiers? 1173 01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:02,438 In the postwoman's house, there is Chonkin. 1174 01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:04,312 He has a plane. 1175 01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:08,957 My Russian Gestapo group attached with ropes. 1176 01:34:11,440 --> 01:34:13,908 Second Lieutenant Bukachev. 1177 01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:18,272 The man I questioned is a Gestapo officer. 1178 01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:23,349 He executed communists and non-Party members. 1179 01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:26,233 This fanatic don't stop screaming... 1180 01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:28,635 “Heil Hitler, Stalin kaputt!” 1181 01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:32,037 Shoot the Gestapo officer. 1182 01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:32,956 At your command! 1183 01:34:33,160 --> 01:34:35,549 Running out of ammo? 1184 01:34:35,760 --> 01:34:37,113 Yes, my General. 1185 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:38,833 How come? 1186 01:34:39,240 --> 01:34:41,674 We had to get some at the station. 1187 01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:49,351 Tomorrow at dawn, we attack. 1188 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:06,354 Fire! 1189 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:17,676 Nioura, the Germans! 1190 01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:26,037 You demolished the toilets... 1191 01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:28,079 instead of home! 1192 01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:33,390 We must annihilate the enemy, imbecile! 1193 01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:05,880 Those idiotic Germans... 1194 01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:08,548 think we have snow in June! 1195 01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:14,235 We didn't have... 1196 01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:15,555 other outfits? 1197 01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:17,239 Only these. 1198 01:36:17,440 --> 01:36:19,032 Requested by the general? 1199 01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:21,196 He doesn't know their color. 1200 01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:25,114 They don't shoot anymore! 1201 01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:26,874 More ammo! 1202 01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:28,718 Does the general know? 1203 01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:33,511 He said to attack the bottles and with the bayonet as in 17. 1204 01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:40,153 See you! 1205 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:44,470 They think they're deceiving me speaking Russian! 1206 01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:47,312 A Russian does not surrender! 1207 01:37:11,480 --> 01:37:13,630 You have an idea! 1208 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:16,109 Kill them all! 1209 01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:33,674 Lapchin, you idiot! 1210 01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:35,518 The bottles don't burn! 1211 01:37:35,760 --> 01:37:37,193 I don't understand. 1212 01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:38,395 Did we light them? 1213 01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:41,911 I wasn't told to turn them on, just throw them! 1214 01:37:42,320 --> 01:37:44,515 Silly! 1215 01:37:44,720 --> 01:37:47,917 Transmit the command and put yourself under arrest! 1216 01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:49,468 Ahead! 1217 01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:04,831 Get rid of Borka! 1218 01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:11,559 Come Borka! 1219 01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:31,796 Lapchin, are you sleeping or what? 1220 01:38:32,680 --> 01:38:35,240 Shoot the house! We gave you a cannon! 1221 01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:40,110 Fire! 1222 01:40:15,040 --> 01:40:15,711 Chonkin? 1223 01:40:16,480 --> 01:40:20,189 Yes, Vanya Tchonkine, my husband. 1224 01:40:20,720 --> 01:40:21,914 Who is he? 1225 01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:25,192 I don't know... an officer. 1226 01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:26,674 A General. 1227 01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:29,559 Is this a dream? 1228 01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,557 No, you're not sleeping. 1229 01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:44,395 Soldier Tchonkin! Nothing to report, during your absence. 1230 01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:48,953 You fought alone against a regiment? 1231 01:40:49,240 --> 01:40:50,150 Not alone. 1232 01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:51,315 With whom? 1233 01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:52,629 With Nioura. 1234 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:56,990 You are a true hero. 1235 01:40:57,200 --> 01:41:01,478 In the name of our motherland, I decorate you with a medal. 1236 01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:19,752 Rest! 1237 01:41:19,960 --> 01:41:21,757 I must arrest the deserter! 1238 01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:23,556 The mandate? 1239 01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:26,433 Signed by the prosecutor. 1240 01:41:26,640 --> 01:41:27,755 And the stamp? 1241 01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:31,836 Hole by a bullet in combat! 1242 01:41:36,840 --> 01:41:40,913 You see that the engine needed rest, like a man! 1243 01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:49,358 Subtitles: Jacqueline Cohen 1244 01:43:49,560 --> 01:43:51,516 Video subtitling: C.M.C.